My girlfriend Hates me Cause I wear pants and I do stuff in'em My girlfriend Loathes me Cause I have a pen and I'm write things dowin' She's gonna kill me Cause I can walk but I just like sittin She's screamin at me Cause I'm an activist without the activism My G-F pouts at me Cause I got opinions and passionately state'em She's a little frustrated Cause the tv is on and I am watchin' She whispers meanly Cause I'm on her spot and I'm still singing But she says I'm No fun Cause I cut my hair and started shavin She loves the pony The kind you make when yer hair's cut even It's the only way To do it up right and bring joy to the seasons The pony bun It's like a bun with a pony that will never be lonely I'm telling you it's the pony bun. Watch you wanna do when you want to have fun What you wanna do when you want to have fun. Pony Bun