Farther, Near, Neither Finding out one can't look for someone just because one's alone Tell her I love her but I can't see her Cause my face is exploded and my ass is on fire Tell her I need her but I can't please her My penis is chafed and I've got bad jock itch Tell her I want her but I can't tell her Her face is too pretty -her body's my shelter Its not a contest But you are the winner Why can't my feelings be what they want me to be Why can't my feelings be what I want them to be If only my feelings could be what they wanted to be