Easy chair

Aint got no debonair
Aint got no easy chair
Aint got no soft perfume

Aint got not easy poon
Aint got no looney toon
Aint got no permanent carpet

Talking 'bout bitches w/ bill
Talking 'bout bitches w/ bill
Every body's got the same old thrill
Xept not me and not Bill

Aint got no salary
Aint got no doury
Aint got no 2 car hole

Ain't got no mating soul
Aint got no salad bowl
What now American dream?

(Chorus)