Easy chair Aint got no debonair Aint got no easy chair Aint got no soft perfume Aint got not easy poon Aint got no looney toon Aint got no permanent carpet Talking 'bout bitches w/ bill Talking 'bout bitches w/ bill Every body's got the same old thrill Xept not me and not Bill Aint got no salary Aint got no doury Aint got no 2 car hole Ain't got no mating soul Aint got no salad bowl What now American dream? (Chorus)