Don't kick up the rug Ya always kickin up the rug There's sawdust under the carpet There's a body underneath the rug Don't walk on the grass I'll appreciate you getting off the lawn If I see you on my property again I will break your neck Chorus These are some of my anal pleasures that I expunge from life each day Please join in on the anal pleasure - then your life will be OK Hang up that dam thing This bucket aint no washin machine There's water all over the sink Take yer shoes off at the dorr Put em back on - you stink Chorus The shower curtain is in The heats on with the window open When y'all getting married You know that doesn't really help chorus