Don't kick up the rug
Ya always kickin up the rug
There's sawdust under the carpet
There's a body underneath the rug

Don't walk on the grass
I'll appreciate you getting off the lawn
If I see you on my property again
I will break your neck


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These are some of my anal pleasures that I expunge from life each day
Please join in on the anal pleasure - then your life will be OK

Hang up that dam thing
This bucket aint no washin machine
There's water all over the sink
Take yer shoes off at the dorr
Put em back on - you stink

Chorus

The shower curtain is in
The heats on with the window open
When y'all getting married
You know that doesn't really help

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