We liked the cold war
We kept you in place
We had something to fight for

We liked the cold war
Cause we were good guys
You'all did what you were told
Everything is black and white

We liked the Cold war
So we're gonna go back


Never gonna do the twist 
Never gonna listen to this 
Never gonna do the twist

Wouldn't it be great?
To never have Kennedy, Hendrix or Joplin
Wouldn't it be great?
To skip over Elvis and the Beatles
Wouldn't it be great 
To bring back  Jim Crow
And if you defy jim we could call you a commie pinko

We miss the Cold war
We're gonna bring it back
Maybe we can insight some stuff
Alls we needs an attack

A brand new cold war
So happy to get a new one

A New vague war
As long as we have guns
We'll never be poor
 
Wouldn't it be great
To never hear about Sly's family stone
Wouldn't it be great
If we never had a deep throat
Wouldn't it be great
Without Malcolm or Dr. King

All we want is simple oppression again

  
Wouldn't it be great
For women not to vote
Wouldn't it be great 
To have the confederacy agin
Wouldn't it be great
To have more slavery
Why can't things be like they used to be