Everybody says John's face is long
But to me George looks squished
keeps saying his own war was wrong
John's still fighting the Viet Cong 

George is little more than parody
Johnny's adopted George's strategy
repetitious stupid talking points
Ignorance envelops the country 
 
Public school's  a little wack
But it don't deserve the attack
The real culprit is your TV
Keep us from truly being free 

 The populous has no memory
What more could you expect of me
Maybe if we watch only Public TV
We could get back our country

George ran out of things to say 
John doesn't defend himself
Junior is still hidden away
Dick says go f&*# yo' self 

Luckily for the Johnny side
Dick's twice as smart as his boss 
Dick makes George look like a fool
John stops himself from doing it too

If you ask George about Jobs
He'll tell you about passing third grade
I guess we'll see in 2019
The jobs an unfunded mandate made

 Johnny mentions Dick's hypocrisy
Dick says he offended me.
George answers the question he wants to hear
Lemme get John a congratulatory beer