She has to make a little box
So they have time to acclimate
Privacy time in a silk box
Little Don Majkowski's Brain

Little majik man is terrorist fodder
He's only here to cause you pain
Those little pellets are made from gunpowder
Little Don Majkowski's brain.

That thing looks like an in and out file
Guinea Pig little business man
Stock options make him go the extra mile
Little Don Majkowski's Brain

That's where you put his hay
That's where he hides nuclear arms
Will I ever touch it - no way
Little Don Majkowski's Farm

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That's where he trains his team
Reconnaissance missions and bomb squad
Army of cavies trim and lean
Little don majkowski's farm

Taking countries over like the giant ants
Little don's troops will do you harm
They'll plant pellet bomblets in the bottom of yer pants
Little don majkowski's farm

He don't have opposable thumbs
He can't make his diet delineate
Man, guinea pigs are so dumb
Little Don Majkowski's Brain