Avocados are gross
Slimy squish with a golf ball in the middle
Avocados are gross
Mix with mustard in a salad its like yer eating hemlock

Avocados are gross
It's the fattiest fruit that shall ever exist
Avocados are gross
Feels like an enema and tastes like piss.

Avocado is gross
It's a Major source of vegan vitamins
Avocado is gross
Spread it on yer face before you party down

Avocado is gross
They'll plop on your head when you say I don't know
Avocado is gross
Its like the green slime on the Canadian kids show